Mad Decent

1. Meatball - An ambitiously vulgar hip hop project, fronted by my friends girlfriend (pictured below). She’s as white as a ghost and her voice sounds like a fucking whistle. She wanted to rap about dicks and stuff.

2. Fitness - Every song would be sampled from old workout tapes and the music was solely there to motivate people to do pushups instead of sitting on their computer all day. Website I created for the project, but never told anyone about: http://hyperfitness.angelfire.com/

3. Blood Chug- A doom metal band that was pretty much just SUNN. My friend Andrew came up with the name.

4. Meth Mouth - A speed metal band that never practiced and performed at VFW halls. I wrote two songs for this project - “High on Weed, Low on Gas” and “High on Gas, Low on Weed”.

5. Gaytors - More of a gang than a band. I once heard a story about a woman who claimed her husband was a reptilian shapeshifter and would occasionally turn into a 7 foot tall alligator. She said that he behaved extremely aggressively. After thinking about it for a very long time, I decided that if I were a reptilian, I would start a gang of other shapeshifting Alligators and we’d go into bars and rough people up. Admittedly, it was an afterthought that we would also play rock and roll music. How badass would it be though if a gang of 7 foot tall Alligators walked into a bar and started beating people up. Now imagine those same alligators shredding guitars. It would be an all guitar band.