Features » MASH …. UP ….. MEH ……. BRAIN …. ….. ………

by Diplo February 25, 2009 | 5:40 PM

hello its me the soca zombi!..

after 2.2 long azz days in trinidad for the fete.jouvet.mas.mas.death march that is carnival its time for me to die…

u see. ive got a wisdom tooth comin in, i happen just as i left for tnt from LA.. its a 6 am flight to miami to land in port of spain late night late… but not late enuf for my friends.. they want to drink me stupid and keep me up until the sun burn my pale face somewhere in the mountain for the sunday mornin all you can eat and drink cause ur not already mashed up from the night .. party on WAYNE!!

this is me pretty mashed up .. but i look especially bad because this is the queen of trinidad that was in ms world last month .. and im wearin same clothes for like 25 days and have a silly haircut.. but still some dudes came to big me up – as matthew mcconaughey . maybe they were playin games?

she still thought I was cool and got some doubles with me.. (”doubles is like a bunch of beans wrapped round in a pancake in a ball”-switch)

anyway by first afternoon .. my head start to pain pretty hard.. i think i was dyin. didnt know it was me toof. but i kept jammin the 160 bpm plus soca vibes and eatin shark and bake and bananas..

yeah mad bananas

this is a different fridge in the same house

this is my man whod runs the road for real … banana road.. thanks mario!

the man has soo many bananas and wierd jesus stuff in his house. . everyone that came over to say they loved trinidad he said .. what! but you live in USA! why u wanna move to trinidad!?!

anyway.. next mornin I need a break .. my head is poundin and I m not sleepin cause of jouvet .. which started the mornin I actually got to bed (4am) right outside our house..

this aint much or a picture cause I got out late.. but its mostly a 4am to 11 am madhouse of people throwin blue paint and mud on u and playin the loudest craziest fastest music to make the old people have strokes. but its famous for this party.. and its kinda fun if your not in a near coma from bananas and shark meat comin out of your ears

…also trinidad was famous for its Y bike this year

so i went out to the beach for a lil bit with my new friends and left jillionaire and his crew in POS.. my brain was hurtin soo bad i needed a lil break .. their was a nice pregnant lady at the beach that gave me advil.. but it didnt work.. then she gave me some pregnant lady pain reliever i feel with codien and that kinda worked i feel asleep hard on the beach. but then i remember i had more shark for breakfast and i think the shark was mating with the bananas and we were all high on codiene that the rest of the carnival had become a blur after this.. i met an awesome bunch of people.. greer, naomi and nicoletta wuttup.. lil jon wuttup!