A lot of people worry about the New World Order and I don’t know why. I mean, to me, the logical end result of a technologically developed society such as ours is toward a wholly integrated, highly centralized, invasive form of totalitarian government. But some folks are all like “Big Brother is watching you!” And I ask “Watching you do what?” I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but the day-to-day activities of your average person ain’t too interesting. And if the Illuminati wants to waste time and money watching me watch slutload.com, well at least someone cares about my nothing ass life.
And sure, certain shadowy organizations may spy on citizens in order to root out revolutionaries and such, but there aren’t anymore revolutionaries left in America, only people that dress in military surplus, and think that listening to Talib Kweli is defiant, or white kids that protest the power structure with their clown brigade of discontents using puppets. I bet the Illuminati had to make a lot of layoffs this year because Americans are too stupid to spy on.
“These people are too stupid to spy on. I sure miss those COINTELPRO days, Bob.”
“Me too, Sam. That’s when the revolutionaries had guns, the races were all mixing up, and communism was a real threat. We used to have to infiltrate organizations through meticulous acts of deception, now we can just read what they’re up to on their blogs. I sure do hate reading.”
“No shit Bob. The last cool thing to happen was 9-11.”
“Totally. But it was kinda sloppy… there were way too many cameras that caught the implosion charges on film.”
“Yeah, but we still pulled it off, despite the skepticism from the Templars.”
“Yeah we pulled it off, but too bad you can’t make it 9-11 everyday. Guys like us just can’t pay the bills no more. We’re a dying breed Bob.”
And sadly, another member of the Illuminati gets laid off and falls to the wayside of our society along with the Welfare to Work mother and the independent record store clerk. And the real tragedy in this all is that the New World Order is delayed yet again. So my advice: Get out there people! Blow things up: banks, churches, Disney World, mosques, synagogues! If they rebuild the towers, blow them up again I say! Let’s get the ball rolling! Give the powers-that-be something to fear, a reason to really clamp down on the people!
And I doth quote 3-6 Mafia: “Let’s start a motherfucking riot in this bitch!”
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