Features » Other uses for your Lazer.

by Jillionaire April 05, 2010 | 8:00 AM

Hello Universe!
My big buddy MAJOR LAZER is in the midst of a US tour, and I know there are tons of you out there that wanna go, but slept on tickets or whatever. Anyway check out these super useful lazer tips from my friend Melissa in case you miss the show!

I was thinking how i wanted to go to the major lazer show and than i happened upon some things to do with lasers (besides kill people)...ENJOY!

1) Use a laser to draw the animals that are in your lunch meat on your lunch meat. In this case, bologna that is made of chicken and pork...

2) Kill mosquitos carrying malaria. These people have a "laser-equipped drone aircraft [that] could track bugs by radar, sweeping the sky with death-dealing photons" that would kill "billions of mosquitoes a night...without harming butterflies."

3) OR you could perfect your pea-shooting game and win the title with this little homemade pea shooter that uses lasers.. (yes, there is an actual national pea shooting contest.. want to go?.. Its in the UK .. i kind of do)

Its "a weapon of mass peastruction" (direct quote).

Hope you enjoyed.. I did.
x

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Total Comments: 4

April 07, 2010 | 7:13 PM Posted by: Rasta Rob I like these suggestions I like to cook food with my lazer specialy chicken, it's very practical another use for a lazer if you didn't happen to optain a ticket to the lazer show cause you (1) either got to stoned and waited to long to purchase ticket or (2) got to stoned a didn't work enough to come up with the money to buy a ticket but u still own a lazer. Use the lazer to carve out a hole behind the venue and get into the show that way or use your lazer to cut the chain lock on the fence as I did to get into ultra to catch the Lazer's never die Big tour kickoff use lazer with extreme caution you can loose an eye and also get arrested in the process Good luck y'all & Reespeck laza power !

April 09, 2010 | 3:06 AM Posted by: Stanley Buttkiss I used my Lazer to remove my cataracts. I now have 40/40 vision. same as Jay-Z. I messed up on my first eye. But eye patches are ill son!

April 09, 2010 | 7:44 PM Posted by: Leo Justi i kill people inna di club wita me leazah... an i made a version of Blaqstarr... 'you keep fuckin around, im gon go get my lazz, you keep fucvkin around, im gon go get my laaazeaaa-aa-aa, aa-aa, aaaa-aa, aaa aa...

June 18, 2011 | 9:36 AM Posted by: Destrey It's spkooy how clever some ppl are. Thanks!

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