Famous People who Look Like Horror Icons
I just might be being mean here...I just might. But, then again, I can't help it, when I watch a horror movie or see a certain "celebrity" I think of these creatures. Some of these people I absolutely can't stand, and others well...you be the judge.
Sarah Palin = Leprechaun
Sarah Palin and that damn Leprechaun both love gold. It's also funny how they look EXACTLY alike, when I was writing this blog and looking at the pictures of both of them I had a hard time trying to figure out which one was which. Then I always had to resort back to the fact that Palin wore those really, really, really, really, cool glasses (ugh.) I just hope they don't make a new Leprechaun movie like Leprechaun in the Suburbs or Leprechaun Runs for Office and they put similar style glasses on him, then I would have no hope of knowing which was which. But I do think the latter would make an excellent piece of cinema.
Fergie = Dad from Society after he is transformed into a human ass
Didn't Fergie wet her pants on stage once or was that a bad dream? If you have never seen the movie Society you are truly missing out. Check out this line from the movie:
Clarissa: How do you like your tea? Cream, sugar... or do you want me to pee in it?
Bill: You are a class act, Clarissa.
Anyways...The movie is awesome and Bill is like 4 foot 8 and the star of the High School basketball team (no offense, Mugsy.) Getting back on track. Fergie is one hoagley hound and when the dad actually transforms into a big human butt the comparison between he and Fergie is remarkably close.
Justin Timberlake = Young Jason Vorhees
You make think this is very far fetched. Ok, I can't stand Justin Timberlake. You know how people make excuses why he is so great. There are people who you think you kind of respect and then they say something like "that new Timberlake cd is good!" The man is a complete tool. Like Jamie Foxx he thinks he is a part of everything--comedy, music, movies, modeling, dancing..etc. Justin Timberlake is about as funny as a tater tot, and I truly believe he looks like a tater tot. I bet that is his favorite food. Can't you see him rubbing a greay pan of tater tot grease on his face? Now take a close look at young Jason Vorhees and then google pictures of Justin Timberlake the guys were obviously separated at birth. Oh wait….Timberlake at Harvard now? Gimmee a break!
Pink = Trickster
My friend Matt is going to get really upset with me over this one. Anytime I bring up Trickster--the naughty villain from Brainscan who refuses to listen to country music--he has nightmares for months on end. He is so afraid of Trickster he can't even rollerblade anymore or drink Crystal Pepsi and I think he also threw all of his Hypercolor shirts away. Well…Sorry Matt. Pink stole her look from Trickster. Nose ring? Check. Pink mohawk? Check. General extremeness? Check. Bungee jumping while wearing zubaz? Check!
John Mayer - Evil Ed
Is it me or is John Mayer just a nerd? My apologies to Evil Ed from Fright Night for having to do this, I know it is an insult to be compared to John Mayer. I guess Evil Ed should stick to gay porn, and by the way Latin Crotch Rockets and Butt Blazers got screwed at the academy awards. (Yes, Evil Ed is now a bonafide porn star, which is still maybe better than being John Mayer)
Joan Rivers - Tall Man
I know this is too easy. If they ever do make a new Phantasm movie Joan Rivers could easily play the Tall Man. Again, this is another insult to a great character like the Tall Man. The reason they create these great horror characters is to keep us subdued from the reality of how disgusting most actual "celebrities" really are.
I'll leave you with THIS.
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